Peter returned to Neverland with Wendy. The house had an exquisite dining room full of plates and glasses. There were many serene bedrooms, including the butler’s, Wendy’s, and Peter’s. Peter ate Australian Wagyu steak with Filipino herbs and French fries cooked by his butler. After taking a shower, everyone went to bed.
Peter woke up the next morning at quarter to eight. After taking another shower, he ate breakfast to see a rabbit running. He chased the rabbit, wanting to adopt it. However, the rabbit soon fell into a deep hole.
The hole was small, but Peter just managed to make it in. After changing size a lot and going through a bunch of doors, Peter made it into another land. He declared the land as New Neverland, and proclaimed himself as the ruler.
Many orders were given by Peter. Just to list a few, he ordered all men to join his army and expand the land, as well as to believe in fairies (so Tink wouldn’t be close to death like in Neverland.)
After discovering an ancient palace, he ordered the guards to leave, and made it his new colonial base. He saw a wonderful castle full of gold. He then looked for the throne. After walking up into the best room, he ran to sit on the throne.
However, to Peter’s surprise, some people were already there! They were the King and Queen of Hearts.
The conversation followed: “Whom art thou?”
“Peter Pan, the lord of New Neverland.”
“What New Neverland? It will NEVER be a LAND! This is called Wonderland!”
“Ah, so people already live here. Anyway, I shall assist thee, should it help me gain some status.”
“Fine, here is your first task. I was about to behead a strange woman named Alice, when she turned me into a pack of cards me for one second. I felt like I wasn’t alive. Could you please look for Alice?”
Peter had no idea of a woman named Alice, but began searching anyway. He searched everywhere, even going to muddy forests and swamps. On the way, he was met by a Hatter.
The Hatter said, “Hello sir, may I please sell you one of my hats?”
Peter agreed, and paid the Hatter.
But as soon as Peter put the hat on, he began to act crazy. He chopped down trees, drank swamp water, and took a lap around the mud. I don’t know what happened, but I suppose the Hatter put alcohol in his work, and Peter was acting crazy under the influence of alcohol.
Peter then got a sword and protested against the King and Queen of Hearts.
“No more Wonderland this is,” he said, “I will be the ONLY RULER!”
The Queen replied, “I told you to look for Alice! You know what, Executioner? OFF WITH HIS HEAD!”
Peter replied, “Who cares for you? You’re just a pack of cards!”
All of a sudden, the Queen faded into a pack of cards. Then, Peter found himself in bed near Wendy.
“Wake up, Petey,” said Wendy, “it’s time for school!”
Peter protested, “What school?! I don’t wanna go to school! I wanna go to Wonderland!”
Wendy was perplexed, not knowing what Wonderland was. Then, Peter realized… it was just a dream.
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